a little about me
In a turnabout is fairplay moment I decided to let my friend Doug write my profile for me since he let me take care of his- so here goes, the way I am and what I'm looking for, according to Doug ;) Hello everyone, I am Doug. In a fun turn of the screw, I am now writing Shannon's profile. Shannon's come a long way since I first met her. She was living in sin with some semi-literate mouth breather, and took a job her daddy got her in the office in which I worked. I watched her suffer repeatedly through sexual harassment by middle aged sales guys and inept computer nerds. After listening to her tales of woe one day, I offered to let her have the small room and non-private bathroom in in my spacious 2 bedroom apartment for 75% of my monthly rent. She accepted, securing my illusion of heterosexuality to the outside world and lining my pockets with her hard earned wages from toiling at the front office of a small business. She got much smarter living with me, and I figure her time with me is directly responsible for the highly paid professional geek that she is today. Her taste in datable men is still questionable, but she's all growed up now. I'm proud to call her a friend. And a tramp. But mostly I call her friend. PS: She sleeps very soundly.
what i'm looking for
I left Quixotics versions of my needs and wants in place, who doesn't want true love and a spanking, my only correction is the monkey should be a trunk monkey not a helper monkey. What Shannon wants, and what Shannon needs are very different things. She wants true love, a sharp looking young man with a job and a love of dogs and driving far outside of the Louisville city limits. What she needs is a spanking. And a helper monkey. But don't spank the helper monkey.
