Old Mojo profile

little about me

[Quixotic = Doug. Shannon = Doug's friend & former roommate.]

My name is Shannon, and I have been selected as Doug's 'profile Proxy' as he has really just run out of interesting and fun things to say about himself. There are a million things I could say about Doug, being his former roommate I know plenty of stuff the average friend doesn't and probably really *shouldn't* know about him. But I won't go into his love of great, and even sometimes really bad porn, and I won't talk about the various leather accoutremonts that he has tucked neatly in a box in his closet.. what I WILL talk about is his love of his friends, his devotion to charity, and how he is always there if you need someone to talk to, cry on, or tell a really good dirty joke to. Doug is a giver, a lover not a fighter, a listener, and a great friend. He's also a great roommate, and if you've ever wanted to know what it's like to wake up at 3am and find a guy you're *not* dating and who isn't some stalker rapist standing in your bedroom with your panties on his head, Doug is your guy. [ed -- The panty thing did not happen. She never woke up.]

what i'm looking for

Now for things Doug wants, or is looking for. That's an easy list. Doug would like a busty asian woman willing to rub oil on his shaved head, he's also looking to win the lottery and/or find a woman wealthy enough to support him for the remainder of his hopefully long time on this earth. Most importantly he would really like a helper monkey (that one is actually for me) but I'm sure he'd enjoy having either the helper monkey or the trunk monkey available to him at all times for those sticky situations life tends to throw at you.